Killing
him could be easy…just a matter of lowering the salinity to a certain level in
the tank. Pour some faucet water in, maybe disable the monitoring contraption
on the side. Heinrich’s parched cells would absorb water until they drowned and
floated upside down to the surface. He’d bloat a bit and become taut at the skin, but wouldn’t explode, as I might have hoped. How satisfying to watch him dart
from side to side instead, panicked, whipping his brilliantly striped spines in
and out like some southern belle snapping a brisé fan. Not so easy though to spear the asshole through his gillhole with a
carving knife, my least favorite knife. My father kept it sinfully sharp. All
of his knives were kept in white paper sleeves and never washed in the
dishwasher. Now used by the daughter he abandoned to slaughter his only friend.
Heinrich the dickhead lionfish.
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